Help Me, Tom Cruise!

I just saw a movie today called "Hot Coffee," about how unfrivolous that so-called frivolous lawsuits are - particularly the woman who had to get skin grafts all over her thighs after spilling McDonald's coffee on her lap - and just how fucking awful corporations are about limiting people's access to the civil justice system for redress of grievances and wrongs, and how they stack the deck by vomiting money at judicial elections to make sure all state judges are pro-business and forcing secret mandatory arbitration clauses into contracts for just about everything you could possibly want, from gainful employment to a telephone. In the case of fucking Halliburton, this extends to their employees getting gang-raped in Iraq. BIG SURPRISE, KARL ROVE IS A PIECE OF SHIT.

One of the thoughts I had was that I want Harvey Dent to eat this shit for lunch, and maybe kick a fat piece of shit CEO in the nuts in the middle of the courtroom. Then have the jury award punitive damages in the form of fat guys in cleats jumping on the worm's crotch for a period of no fewer than 6 months.

I have nothing more concrete than that, but I wanted to throw it out there. I know Harvey will be dealing with deep-pocketed assheads in his own election.